the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather
when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’
Criminal profiles of each member in Guardians of the Galaxy
internet arguments more like
tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
ever notice how straight women can express attraction to women and her identity as straight (usually) isn’t put under scrutiny or outright denied…
But if a lesbian talks about a man being attractive suddenly her identity gets put into a million scare quotes and people wanna talk about how she’s hurting the ~real lesbians~
This is such a phenomenal moment for Rose # she never got her A-levels # never felt particularly clever by our Earth standards # until she met the Doctor and realized that Earth standards are pretty limited when it comes to evaluating someone’s worth # And here’s a kid - Adam - who is the BEST of what Earth has to offer in terms of intelligence # boy genius with high marks and a high-paying top-secret job # By Earth standards he’s got everything to offer # and here he is stumbling around in front of her because he’s ignorant # because Rose has seen and experienced more than he could imagine # because SHE’s the special one # the one the Doctor chose for her cleverness and courage # She’s the one in the superior position # Which is not probably a feeling she’s used to # And bless her she doesn’t lord it over him (via gallifreyburning)
you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
perhaps that wasn’t the best choice of words, Olive.