50s-dad:

good.

50s-dad:

good.





frostingpeetaswounds:

the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is



p1ants:

I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather



offendedwhiteboy:

when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’

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deividdosama:

Criminal profiles of each member in Guardians of the Galaxy





punmonster:

internet arguments more like

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katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them



fatpeoplecatpeople:

ever notice how straight women can express attraction to women and her identity as straight (usually) isn’t put under scrutiny or outright denied…

But if a lesbian talks about a man being attractive suddenly her identity gets put into a million scare quotes and people wanna talk about how she’s hurting the ~real lesbians~





assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”



onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta



totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?



dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*



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